"That would only happen to Brianna"
I believe that there are things that you would just be like... that would only happen to me, or when someone tells you a story, that would only happen to them. That being said let me tell you a few things that have happened that you would say "that would only happen to Brianna".
One weird thing: Jazzy (my cat), whenever she is laying on me, regardless of if my armpits are "open to the air" or not, Jazzy will lick my deodorant. It is SOOOOOO weird. She loves it. Any females out there will know that deodorant will get on your bra or shirts, whatever, she will also lick it off of those. She's nuts. But hilarious.
I was at my friends place, just hanging out. A regular night minding my own business. May have been sipping on some cocktails. But by no means were we crazy. I just happen to be going into the fridge to grab something, and the handle BREAKS. It literally comes half way off! I sit there looking it, stunned, for what feels like 3 minutes, which was probably 3 seconds, and then feel just absolutely TERRIBLE. How does that happen? I didn't put extreme pressure on it or anything, I honestly put normal pressure on it to open it.
Some random day before night shift, I want to quickly make an egg salad sandwich. Well to do that, you need hard boiled eggs. Well, I didn't want to use a kettle, so I googled how to do it in a microwave, because I've heard you can do that. I put two eggs in a glass container in water and set it in the microwave. Well minutes into this, I'm just chilling in my kitchen and all of a sudden "BOOOOOOOOOOOOM". The Microwave door flies open, and there is a mixture of hard boiled egg, and egg fluid all over. All over the microwave, all over the stove, all over the floor. Literally EVERYWHERE. So I ended up having to clean that up, and make hard boiled eggs in the kettle. #onlyhappenstome
There will definitely be more of these things to share. Because, it's me. I fully intend to share more of these stories as I think of them and as they happen, because they are bound to happen
xoxo, breezy
One weird thing: Jazzy (my cat), whenever she is laying on me, regardless of if my armpits are "open to the air" or not, Jazzy will lick my deodorant. It is SOOOOOO weird. She loves it. Any females out there will know that deodorant will get on your bra or shirts, whatever, she will also lick it off of those. She's nuts. But hilarious.
I was at my friends place, just hanging out. A regular night minding my own business. May have been sipping on some cocktails. But by no means were we crazy. I just happen to be going into the fridge to grab something, and the handle BREAKS. It literally comes half way off! I sit there looking it, stunned, for what feels like 3 minutes, which was probably 3 seconds, and then feel just absolutely TERRIBLE. How does that happen? I didn't put extreme pressure on it or anything, I honestly put normal pressure on it to open it.
Some random day before night shift, I want to quickly make an egg salad sandwich. Well to do that, you need hard boiled eggs. Well, I didn't want to use a kettle, so I googled how to do it in a microwave, because I've heard you can do that. I put two eggs in a glass container in water and set it in the microwave. Well minutes into this, I'm just chilling in my kitchen and all of a sudden "BOOOOOOOOOOOOM". The Microwave door flies open, and there is a mixture of hard boiled egg, and egg fluid all over. All over the microwave, all over the stove, all over the floor. Literally EVERYWHERE. So I ended up having to clean that up, and make hard boiled eggs in the kettle. #onlyhappenstome
There will definitely be more of these things to share. Because, it's me. I fully intend to share more of these stories as I think of them and as they happen, because they are bound to happen
xoxo, breezy
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